Count to 1,000,000

26 dinosaurs with diabetes. (poor dinos)

27 phones with out the cord(now thats evil>.>)

28 phone batteries (it's called a cell phone)

29 mp3 players

30 songs

31 sons

32 lawnmowers

33 songs

34 forums

35 cars

36 lost souls

37 days of vacation (although i prefer more)

38 Pornographic pictures carelessly discarded into Keyamons pocket...

39 times wtf these are yours

40 crazy people on the street.

41 policemen who arrest the 40 crazy people on the streets

42 crack heads who beat up the 41 policemen

43 turrets who shoot down the 42 crack heads

44 buildings falling on the 43 turrets

45 nuclear bombs that made the 44 buildings fall

46 god-modding fat bums that sat on the nuclear bombs and made them blow up

47 large menus that made the god-modding fat bums so fat

48 house wifes that made the 47 large menus

49 husbands that ordered the 48 house wives to make the 47 large menus which the 46 fat bums ate who sat on the 45 nuclear bombs in order to blow the 44 buildings which destroyed the 43 turrets...


...and so on

50 asteroids that hit the earth making the 49 husbands with the power of power