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Registration date : 2007-02-22

PostSubject: Breakfast   Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:08 pm

One morning, 9 year-old James goes into his 6 year-old brother, Rodney's room and sees he's already awake. He says"Hey, Rodney, I think it's about time we start cursing" Rodney eagerly replied with a giggle and a nod.
"Alright, Rodney, when we go downstairs for breakfast, Mom will ask us what we want for cereal, and you say something with "fuck" in it, and then I'll say something with "ass" in it.
The two boys go downstairs and sit at the table, ready for breakfast. Their mom says,"Rodney, what cereal do you want today, honey?" Rodney just stared at her and then replied,"I want some fuckin' rice crispies."
SMACK!!! She hit him so hard that he fell out of his chair and started crying.
"Well," she said,"what cereal do you want, James?"
He replied,"Well...I don't know...but you can bet your fat ass, it's not Cherios.
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Age : 30
Localisation : Belgium
Registration date : 2007-02-22

PostSubject: Re: Breakfast   Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:45 am

lol, that one was funno, cherios...
nice one mate

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